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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Laundry Thoughts

So I do a lot of thinking when I do laundry. It's kinda the time where my brain goes "you're doing something I don't have to be present for, so I'm going to wander aimlessly through things nobody cares about." So here we go...


As I was loading my laundry into the washer, I noticed something in the bottom of my hamper. Now usually I get excite cause most of the time it's something that I was like "oh no! Such-and-such is coming into my room and I don't want them to see this!" *throws into laundry basket* "problem solved, nobody wants to look through my dirty clothes!" or its something that fell out of my pocket and I have been missing it dearly. So I go into super excited mode and claw into the depths of my laundry hamper to find none other than...

that's right. A half used bottle of Crystal Rain scented Windex. Now here's the best part of this whole entire story. First, a question. What would be your first reaction to seeing this is the bottom of a hamper? I would guess many would think "Huh, wonder how this got here........." and drift to thoughts of the last time you used a bottle of Windex to clean anything, which would lead to thoughts of how dirty your house is. Well not me. My first thought? "I wonder what would happen if I put this in the washing machine....." and then I drifted off into mind pictures of windex in a washing machine (much of it ended in the washing machine blowing up. Why? I do not know...)

Then my thoughts were abruptly stopped by my OCD instincts. I want you to truthfully think about this. How dirty is a bottle of Windex? I mean seriously! When was the last time you washed a bottle of any cleaner? It's not like the bottle has some invisible force field from getting germs all over it. I mean the inside of the bottle is probably a germ-a-phobs haven, but the outside? Gross...

And that is my laundry thought of the day.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Like Shooting Stars...

I'm a geek. I like weird, science-y things. So when I was informed that there was going to be a meteor shower tomorrow night, I was literally giddy with excitement. Here are some nerd facts on the topic.

The August 2010 meteor shower is known by to the geek world as the Perseid Meteor Shower. It is called this because the point they appear from is in the Perseus constellation. Perseid means descendant of Perseus (told you i'm a geek :D). The meteor shower itself comes from the Comet Swift-Tuttle. This comet only passes by the Earth every 135-ish years. And guess what. It's about that time again. STRANGE FACT! Scientist are concerned that in the future, this comet may actually strike Earth, but we will be safe, considering they think it will be about 4000 years from now....

Carrying on with the now, experts are saying that the best times to be watching are sunset tonight and daybreak on the 13th. I personally will be watching them from the comfort of my hunting hill tomorrow night with some good friends.

One more really cool thing I was thinking about earlier was that August is a cool month this year. Somehow all of the stars aligned just right and we had a coronal mass ejection, and comet shower of massive proportions and will be having a close encounter with Mars. August, you rule!

Monday, August 9, 2010

The Real Meaning of Zombie Slaying

There was a reason I popped out of my bed ten minutes before my alarm went off on Sunday morning. No, it wasn't cause I was super excited for church (though I wasn't dreading it either), it was because yesterday was the day of the 2nd Annual Zombie Shoot! It was my first year and I was excited (and a little nervous) Let me give you an idea of the situation.

It was hot. I mean really, really hot. We get out to the target area and start getting everything set up. Clear brush here, set up zombie there, move the barrel, and use your "hand-gun" to make sure the shot was possible.  I'm game for setting things up. First of all, because I like knowing where things are, second, because I was then more comfortable with the area, and finally, cause it gave me time to calm down a little.

I'm not going to lie. I was nervous. I hadn't shot a gun in who knows how long and I had never ever used a semi-automatic gun, or an open site, or a magazine clip, all while running. Yeah, now you see why? But I was determined to do it., whatever it took.

Anyway, we get all set up and Dan (that's Steve's brother) gets me set up for a little practice. Thank God for him. I truthfully would have been uncomfortable if he wasn't there. But he let me try the Beretta Storm on Fido, the practice zombie. As soon as I touched that gun, it was like all my nerves where gone. I had forgotten the feeling of holding a rifle; empowering and comfortable. The open site was a little odd for me but I caught right on. Five shots in and I was ready for action.

Mike ran first. He did a great job. So great, in fact, that the nerves were back. I knew that I wasn't competing against him (we were in different classes) but I still had the butterflies. So people went. They shot. They conquered. A couple where "bitten". But for the most part, everyone was doing fine.  Then it was my turn. I took a deep breath, put on the vest, which was quite large on me, and took the gun. Again, the feeling of holding it calmed me. Another thing that helped was the people who came with me. I had Mike as my safety (which seriously made a differene) and Steve as my photo man (which also calmed me just knowing he was there). I got out to the jeep and got set up.


Mike said go and I was on my own. I raced through the first set of zombies. They were all really close, so I didn't aim much :) And then came the running. When I thought about it, I was nervous to be running with this gun. When I was out on the course, though, I didn't even think about it. So I raced to the next obstacle-the barrel.


Throughout the day there were many different ways this obstacle was approached. As you can see I chose the standing one, which seemed to work for me. Actually, it worked very well. I shot the first target.  No problem. Then I did this to the second one...


See that shot in the middle lower region of Achmed? Well, that's actually two shots. Done by me. And it wasn't a double tap. :)

After showing Achmed how I do, it was time for the dreaded magazine change. Now Dan, being the wonderful human being he is, had me load and unload the magazine during the practice. But, unfortunately during practice, it was a very slow thing for me to do. But somewhere in the adrenaline induce high i was in, I became a magazine loading machine. It was not even a difficult thing for me. So I carried on in the course.

I do want to note that all of this description I am giving you happened in less than two minutes, so don't think I was on the course for like a hour...

Section three of the zombie slaying was a breeze, but following it was another magazine change. Unfortunately, this one didn't go as cleanly. In my haste to reload the gun, I dropped the magazine and freaked myself out. I drew a blank. I didn't know if I could still use it or not. But Mike came up in the nick of time and wiped it off and handed it too me. See why I was glad he was there??

So I rampaged on. Apparently something in my brain decided that I was going to not move until all zombies in sight were dead. So, instead of moving on to the next checkpoint, I tool them out right then and there. Hey, it worked!

So the excitement was over. The 1:49 that it took felt like 15 minutes. But it also felt great. I had no idea how I had done, but I had done it and at that moment that was all that mattered. By the way, later I found out how I did;I had hit every target twice (like I was supposed to) and only hit outside of the targeted area four times. That, my friends, put me in second place in my class, behind Matt, who had run it the year before.

But truthfully, through all of this, it's not the point of this post. The thing I learned the most was that people can be amazing. I've hung out with Steve a bazillion times this summer, so I expected him to be supportive, even though this wasn't his forte. (Oh, and he aced the course with an AK-47. Yeah. I'm with him. haha.) But what I didn't expect was everything else that happened. I had only met Dan once and he acted like we've been family forever. And Mike. He was really supportive too. Truthfully I rather go shooting with those three than anyone else. And that's what I got out of the Zombie slaying experience. Not only guys I can trust to keep me safe, but guys who will support me in something I am unsure about and that will make sure I have fun no matter what. 

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Summer

It's May. You can just feel the excitement in the air. The snow has melted and the flip flops are out of the dusty corners of your room. Plans are made for campfires and late night activites as summer draws closer. And then it is here. Summer. And everyone is excited to be out of class and being able to sleep in, not having to worry about homework or anything. But then the middle of summer is here. The time of summer I dread most. Because at this point, everyone is off doing things. Vacations, Jobs, and the like, and nobody has time for anything. Except me. So I can truthfully say to you on this day; I cannot wait for school to begin. I can't wait for the groans of homework and the books that I don't want to read. The misunderstanding of projects and the grueling arguments with teachers on who lost what assignment. I can't wait for the late football and volleyball nights and having to get up early in the morning to finish the homework that was due two days ago. Because even through all of that, I get to see my school friends on a daily basis, and my other friends on weekends. And that's what I've been missing all summer. I need it back. Soon.