Laundry Thoughts

So I do a lot of thinking when I do laundry. It's kinda the time where my brain goes "you're doing something I don't have to be present for, so I'm going to wander aimlessly through things nobody cares about." So here we go...

As I was loading my laundry into the washer, I noticed something in the bottom of my hamper. Now usually I get excite cause most of the time it's something that I was like "oh no! Such-and-such is coming into my room and I don't want them to see this!" *throws into laundry basket* "problem solved, nobody wants to look through my dirty clothes!" or its something that fell out of my pocket and I have been missing it dearly. So I go into super excited mode and claw into the depths of my laundry hamper to find none other than...

that's right. A half used bottle of Crystal Rain scented Windex. Now here's the best part of this whole entire story. First, a question. What would be your first reaction to seeing this is the bottom of a hamper? I would guess many would think "Huh, wonder how this got here........." and drift to thoughts of the last time you used a bottle of Windex to clean anything, which would lead to thoughts of how dirty your house is. Well not me. My first thought? "I wonder what would happen if I put this in the washing machine....." and then I drifted off into mind pictures of windex in a washing machine (much of it ended in the washing machine blowing up. Why? I do not know...)

Then my thoughts were abruptly stopped by my OCD instincts. I want you to truthfully think about this. How dirty is a bottle of Windex? I mean seriously! When was the last time you washed a bottle of any cleaner? It's not like the bottle has some invisible force field from getting germs all over it. I mean the inside of the bottle is probably a germ-a-phobs haven, but the outside? Gross...

And that is my laundry thought of the day.